Oh dear. Look what’s on the menu today. Bile, with a soupçon of snide racism. A healthy dash of red-faced outrage to go with your hypocrisy; a double helping of standards, lashings of lashings…Mmmm. Give it all a good stir. Anorexia, bulimia, that other one. Superfoods, what I don’t get is that one minute it’s all right the next it’ll kill you. And doesn’t Nigella look marvellous now she’s lost weight / put on some weight / shown us her cleavage / remarried / gone green / exploded? Endless diet, nasty taste, statin miracle and oooh look! Fresh tarts with side-tit on the side, lovely! Drink? Now you’re talking. Go on then, one for the road can’t hurt. Bloody stupid law really. Cheers! See you tomorrow…
[divider_flat]Associated Newspapers., 1919. First edition.